Let the Write-in Begin!

Welcome, friend. Come in, sit down, can we pass you a glass of something foaming, or maybe a mug of something warm?

Gather yourself by the fire. Here, have this pen, this notebook. We are here to write, I assume you mean to join us. Never fear, inspiration is never far away. We have over 200 little nudges to help you along, all listed below. Choose whichsoe'er ignites your brain, and let it flash upon the page or screen.

And then, when you have written, send your story through the ether to nffdwritein@gmail.com and we shall add it to the scroll of stories unfolding on this National Day of Fictions-Flash. But be warned, you only have until three of the clock on this British summer's day. So be swift and bold.

Here, brave writer, are your prompts:

The Day The World Ended	Kill Your Own
Folly	Soft Voices
A Tentative Tangling of Tendrils	Help The Poor, Buy Shit
Letter from a Pre-med	Gun Control
Bug Fights	Pissing In The Wind
Vice President In Charge of Volcanoes	Curator
Secret Agent X-9	Glitch
Protein	Personal Hygiene
The Jumping off place	Fear Of Success
Merry Christmas	Experimentation, Addiction, Control
Back To Kindergarten	Easy Monthly Repayments
The Girl Pool	Sub/Dom
The Most Valuable Commodity on Earth	Leaf Blower
No More Mud	Pets
The Last Batch Of Brownies	Nice Earring Fucktard
What God is	Pretty
Men from Mars	Internal Bleeding
Mayonnaise	Wear The Mask
Only Sleeping	Where Were You?
Another Breed	3/4 Timing
Dynamite Money	Stop Motion Animation
An Ungrateful Man	The Classics
Hobby Shop	Spare cheese
Miaow	Hot Cops 4: Making Bail
Bicycles for Afghanistan	Just say yes
The Demonstrator	Jam
Communist Sympathizers	The Amazing Onion
Why Americans Are Hated	Nicotine Nick
Dynamic Tension	Face of Jesus found in sock
A Nice Midget	Time crouch
No Pain	Cocaine pancakes
Communists, Nazis, Royalists, Parachutists and Draught Dodgers	No cake for racists
Never Index Your Own Book	Pretzel dreams
The Queasy Dream	Moose kebab
Tyranny With A Difference	Agatha Ravenfarm
Fasten Your Seat Belts	Smells like a good idea
Reverent and Free	Second-hand doughnuts
Peace and Plenty	One tickle away from a sex crime
The Strongest Thing There Is	Otter pilgrim
A Big Mosaic	Do the hustle
The Happiness Of Being An American	Y.M.C.A.
Black Death	Jenny
Cat's Cradle	Welcome to sheeptown
Aspirin	Bond’s secret
Everything Is Meaningless	Decisions, decisions
Ring Of Steel	My to do list
The Waterfall Strainers	My favourite time of day
A Break Even Point	Why…
Blackout	Springtime
Two Little Jugs	Born this way
Why Frank Couldn't Be President	Born in the U.S.A.
Only One Catch	Hand twin
Mona	“Good friends or lesbians?”
The Highest Mountain	Do you know?
I See The Hook	Lies and other lives
Bell, Book and Chicken in a Hat Box	B-Ikea
The Stinking Christian	Dragon toga
Last Rites	Light bulb
Like My Predecessors	Nothing but a hound dog
Enemies Of Freedom	Farmer John
A Medical Opinion On The Effects Of A Writer's Strike	Be the change
Pain-Killer	Blue sky thinking
Feast You Eyes!	Outside the box
The Fourteenth Book	Houndini
Time Out	Troll 3D
History	Back to the near-future
When I Felt The Bullet Enter My Heart	Don’t have a cow, man
As It Happened	Throwing shapes
Sanctuary	Crosskeys
To Whom It May Concern	The devil has shining eyes
I Am Slow To Answer	Sky’s the limit
Frank's Ant Farm	Nice trilby
The Tasmanians	How I Met Your Mother
Soft Pipes, Play On	The end
Tearing Up Contracts	In the beginning
My Relationship With Electronics	Cake hunter
Blood On The Easel	Reunion
Electronic Music	Wonderful phrase
Takeaway Food	Being human
Sleeping In The Afternoon	Dr. Kerr & the Flashnificents
Unexpected Sex	The smell of old books
When Drunk I Feel...	The smell of fresh cut grass
If I Had A Tattoo It Would Be...	The smell of salt-sea rime
Attack! Attack! Defend! Defend!	The smell of warm bread
8-Bit Video Games	A cherry twist
Same Sex Kissing	Bubbles up your nose
Intravenous Drug Use	Sand scrunching between toes
Spending Time With The Family	The pit of your stomach drops out
Vandalising Phone Boxes	The magpies chatter like gunfire
Late Night Walk Home	A car engine chokes
If I Made My Own Religion	The clock stops ticking
Drinking On The Towpath	Floor dusted with flour
Fighting Dogs	Fingerpainting
Let Them Down Gently	Liquor burning in the throat
This Sun Is Not Our Friend	The first kiss
Minger	Taste of medicine
Drowning	Lamb
Happy Ending(S)	Beer
Nervous Tick	Italian
Start Again	Knockwurst
Blank Pages	Krakowska
Cumberland	Chorizo
Bockwurst	Merguez
Bratwurst