'Expense Sheet for Krishnakumar Household' by Sumitra Singam

 

Expense	Amount
Courting
50 dates	$   2573
5 bunches of flowers	$    156
20 movies	$    873
3 weekends away	$   1524
1 engagement ring (24 carat gold, princess cut solitaire, 6 baguette cut diamonds)	$   2599
1 wedding, standard Hindu (priest, 1000 guests most of whom the bridal pair don’t know, catering, door gifts)	$  21735
Honeymoon phase
Honeymoon (Maldives, beach hut, all-inclusive package with one (1) scuba or helicopter tour and two (2) massages)	$   8755
50 dates (last 20 takeout and Netflix)	$   1258
Netflix	$   2455
Flowers	$        32
20 movies	$     853
2 birthday presents (inequal split)	$     254
1 house in trendy-adjacent suburb, 3 bedrooms (with capacity for 4th)	$1250000
Maintenance phase
50 dates (50 takeout and Netflix)	$     575
Netflix	$   2400
Disney Plus	$   1200
Amazon Prime	$   1500
IVF (1 stim cycle, 3 embryo cycles)	$  20755
Denial phase
Netflix	$   2400
Disney Plus	$   1200
Amazon Prime	$   1500
Chocolate	$   3756
Despair phase
Therapy	$   2375
1 week for two at Byron Rejuvenation Facility	$  10485
IVF (1 stim cycle, 2 embryo cycles)	$  15750
Acceptance phase
Family lawyer 1	$  33276
Family lawyer 2	$  32753