'SMART Goals' by Donna M Day

Specific:

1. I will marry Michael
2. We will have two children
3. You will regret the day you met me

Measurable:

1. I will have an amazing wedding
2. We will show our children to the world
3. You will weep and hide

Achievable:

1. I will make Michael fall in love with me
2. We will be blessed twice
3. You will not be able to stop me

Realistic:

1. I will not expect to keep him forever
2. We will not assume we’ll get one of each
3. You will try, but you will not succeed

Timely:

1. It will take one year to move his affections
2. It will take another year to have our first baby
3. It will take a lifetime for you to recover