Cressida Limplet-Splat’s Award-Winning Cream Scones Recipe by Athena Law

 Ingredients:

Flour (2 cups)

Cream (1/2 cup)

Milk (1/2 cup)

Egg (1)

Sugar (3 spoons)

Baking Powder (1 spoon)

Method:

Have your head cook Mrs Travers make the scones while you take a hot bath with

cucumber slices over your eyes.

After bathing, paint your nails with the latest in Parisian colours, and through your

bedroom window watch the brawny under-gardeners finish clipping your topiary

peacocks.

Ensure Lord Limplet-Splat has made out his usual generous cheque to the local fete

committee.

Dress. Put on new hat. Have your chauffeur drive you to the fete along with your

award-winning cream scones.

Decide which under-gardener will get the blue ribbon tonight.