'How much do you know about volcanoes?' By Sarah Masters

 Geography and General Knowledge mock exam. Please answer True or False. Extended
answers will be considered

1. Most volcanoes occur where plates are broken.
2. Plates are commonly broken when one partner or the other fails to stack the
    dishwasher properly.
3. Using the dishwasher takes very little skill.
4. In some households, partners divide tasks evenly rather than expecting one person
     to do all the work.
5. Swearing when volcanoes erupt is not funny or clever especially when there’s a five-
    year-old in the room.
6. Following a volcanic eruption it is recommended that the offending party clear the
    debris and calm any distressed children. New plates may be required.