'Magnificent Cure for Insomnia' by Donna M Day

Dear One,

Imagine, if you would, the most wonderful sleep, as long as your heart desires and in the softest bed, even fit for a princess, you might say.

You have doubtless heard tales of poisoned apples and nasty peas, but this solution has been tailor-made just for you and features no malicious fruits or vegetables at all.

Dear One, you need only take up the marvellous underrated hobby of spinning cloth and be a little careless around the needle.

Sounds dangerous, but I promise you it is not, at all.

Perfectly safe for a perfect slumber.

Sweet dreams.