Open the App Store and download Luv+. Type in the coupon code your mother gave you for Valentine’s day.
Enter the dating pool and swipe right when you see someone you like. You may also follow this direction when you get tired of swiping left.
Open the chats and bypass a dozen variations of “hey” and “sup” until you see “wyd.” Click the message above this line.
Read the sentence and note the ending punctuation, which is enough to make you tap “Reply.”
After crafting a message no less than thrice, press send and immediately notice a typo. Close the app in frustration and let your thumb press it down until you see the option to uninstall.
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