Ten drops of salty tears
(Salty ones are hard to find so unsalted will be fine)
Four pounds of excessive fat
(You will have it in your larder, you were told often enough)
Five hundred lies
(Easy to find if you include the little white lies right down to the corkers)
Three fluid pints of heartbreak
Mix well whilst yelling, screaming and stomping. Get it all out
Cook for a week in the sun whilst partying with your friends
As you mature like a fine cheese
And value yourself like a perfect soufflé
This recipe will never be needed again.
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