I have a dentist appointment. I take the elevator down to the first floor and see a man in a suit. Our eyes meet and he asks if I can spare him five minutes. He sells newspaper subscriptions. I say no thank you politely and he asks if I’m a student and when I say I’m not, he starts preaching about the importance of staying informed as the world needs to be a better place. But a person’s got teeth to save first.
“So what do you say?” he asks.
“I have a dentist appointment.”
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