'Sign You Deserve a Drink' by PL Harris

Yellowstone National Park, 10 miles

Eagle Peak, this way

Elevation, 11,000 feet

Caution: Steep incline

Caution: Wildlife 

Caution: Don’t feed the bears

Hospital, this way

Next gas, 100 miles

(empty gas gauge)

Bus stop

Pull cord to signal stop

Emergency room 

Fractures, this way

Cast (plaster) room, this way

Discharge, this way

Rent bikes here

City center, .5 miles

Food and drink, this way

Wine and beer, served here

“Saloon rules: If you’re still standing, you need another drink.”