'Goldilocks and the Free Pancakes' by Donna M Day

It all went wrong when Goldilocks broke into the three bears’ house six months early.

She wasn’t supposed to break in until after their New Year’s resolution to eat porridge every day, but because she broke in early, there was no porridge cooling on the counter, only pancake batter waiting to be fried up when they got back from their morning walk.

Goldilocks had never made pancakes before, but she was sure it couldn’t be too hard.

When the three bears returned home, they found someone had been cooking in their kitchen.

Goldilocks was sitting in a pile of rubble that was too hot and the flames that had been eating their house had in fact, eaten it all up.