I know what people say about me. But honestly, I’m a nice guy. Everyone’s afraid when they see me flying through the air. But just last week I took to the sky to chase after a couple leaving a diner because I saw the woman’s wallet fall out of her purse when they got into their station wagon. And I know many people say that I have terrifying red eyes. It’s because I don’t sleep! Do you know how stressful it is when everyone thinks your existence means that tragedy will follow? It’s lonely being a cryptid. The only one of your kind. I’m just out here looking for connections like everyone else on this planet. So, if you’re brave enough to take a chance, send me a message. Let’s grab a beer sometime. Geographic location is no obstacle. I’m happy to come to you.
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