'Expense Sheet for Krishnakumar Household' by Sumitra Singam

 

Expense	Amount
Courting
50 dates	$   2573
5 bunches of flowers	$    156
20 movies	$    873
3 weekends away	$   1524
1 engagement ring (24 carat gold, princess cut solitaire, 6 baguette cut diamonds)	$   2599
1 wedding, standard Hindu (priest, 1000 guests most of whom the bridal pair don’t know, catering, door gifts)	$  21735
Honeymoon phase
Honeymoon (Maldives, beach hut, all-inclusive package with one (1) scuba or helicopter tour and two (2) massages)	$   8755
50 dates (last 20 takeout and Netflix)	$   1258
Netflix	$   2455
Flowers	$        32
20 movies	$     853
2 birthday presents (inequal split)	$     254
1 house in trendy-adjacent suburb, 3 bedrooms (with capacity for 4th)	$1250000
Maintenance phase
50 dates (50 takeout and Netflix)	$     575
Netflix	$   2400
Disney Plus	$   1200
Amazon Prime	$   1500
IVF (1 stim cycle, 3 embryo cycles)	$  20755
Denial phase
Netflix	$   2400
Disney Plus	$   1200
Amazon Prime	$   1500
Chocolate	$   3756
Despair phase
Therapy	$   2375
1 week for two at Byron Rejuvenation Facility	$  10485
IVF (1 stim cycle, 2 embryo cycles)	$  15750
Acceptance phase
Family lawyer 1	$  33276
Family lawyer 2	$  32753

 

'Please keep your receipt as proof of purchase' by Anne Sollieux

 

20/2/2018	McPherson and Devenish, Solicitors
	Conveyancing	£1,000
26/02/2018	Richards and Sons, Removals
	Removals	£600
27/2/2018  11:54	B and Q, Acton
	2 Light bulbs	£6.98
	1 Oil fired radiator	£29.99
	1 Swingtop Bin	£5.00
	1 Light shade	£15.00
01/3/2018 14:36	IKEA, Brent Park
	LÜVEDUPP sofa	£299
	BILLY bookcase	£25
	BILLY bookcase	£25
	SÖRE mattress	£129
03/3/2018 17:16	B and Q, Acton
	4  Emulsion 5 ltr Love Note	£104
	1 Eggshell Brilliant White	£24
	2 Paintbrush set	£13.99
	Polyfilla	£7.99
15/4/2018 09:10	Boots, Acton
	2 Clearblue pregnancy test	£28.00
20/8/2018 15:30	Argos  Acton Gardens
	1 Joie Dream Car seat	£39.99
	1 Joie Voom Stroller	£59.99
	3 Sleepsuits	£30.97
	1 Bunny	£9.99
25/8/2018  11:24	B and Q   Acton
	2 Emulsion Paint 5 ltr Spring Rose	£48
	1 Eggshell Paint White	£24
03/9/2018  16:20	IKEA   Brent Park
	SNUGLAR Cot	£40.00
	GULLIVER Changing table	£25.00
	WETTAR Mattress Protector	£8.00
	RANDOM Mobile	£5.00
1/10/2018  10:05	Screwfix  Acton
	1 Gutter brush	£63.00
	1 Extending ladder	£119.99
02/10/2018 13:53	APCOA, Central Middlesex Hospital
	Parking	£8.00
2/10/2018   14:13	Café Nuovo, Central Middlesex Hospital
	Coffee	£2.10
02/10/2018  18:30	Central Middlesex Hospital
	Parking	£8.00
02/10/1919  22:30	APCOA, Central Middlesex Hospital
	Parking	£8.00
03/10/2018  08:30	APCOA, Central Middlesex Hospital
	Parking	£15.00
03/10/2018  16.50	Acton Cabs
	Cab Central Middlesex to Lynton Rd	£16.00
09/10/2018  14:27	Next,  Acton
	Black Maternity Dress	£35.00
	Black Tights	£4.50
14/10/2018  10:16	Making Scents, Acton
	Wreath	£60.00
15/10/2018	Co-op  Funeral Directors
	Funeral services	£900
5/11/2018  18:34	Tesco Extra,  Acton
	5 Ready Meal for One	£12.49
20/02/2019	Richard McCarthy Estate Agents, Acton Green
	Sale Fee	£3,250
22/02/2019	McPherson and Devenish, Solicitors
	Conveyancing	£900
25/02/2019	Richards and Sons, Removals
	Removals	£600