Wednesday, 16 May 2012

11:41 by Scott Freeman

I have been underground since tag Mahullovich went rogue in the nineties. It’s now six years into the millennium and yet the agency won’t give me a new alias so I can leave this hell hole. He knows ‘Secret Agent X-9’. He knows the type of underwear he buys, he knows the type of women he prowls the night street for. My last conversation with Commander Colatz like this.

Me:      I want a new alias Commander
Commander Colatz:     Go fuck yourself Secret Agent X-9

So I’m going to rename myself ‘The Prowl’ it’s more in-fitting with the noughties string of superhero films. Watch out tag, ‘The Prowl’ is coming after you, he’s going to sleep with your wife again.

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