“Why is the sky blue?”
“Why do you ask so many questions?”
“Why, does that annoy you?”
“Why would it annoy me, but I do sincerely doubt you can go three straight sentences without asking a question.”
“I don’t see why I can’t do that.”
“Why don’t we just wait and see.”
“Maybe there’s a reason why I’m so inquisitive.”
“Are you asking me why?”
“No, was just wondering why I say why so much.”
“Well, I don’t know why I was skeptical, you just rattled off three consecutive non-interrogatories and deserve congratulations.”
“Why thank you, there is no question about that (this makes four by the way).
Clever and witty - well done!
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