Guy hops into a bar, “Has anyone seen my leg?”
“Yeah. You’re standing on it, Pal.”
“The other leg, numb-nuts.”
“Dunno. What’s it look like?”
Guy points to his right leg. “Just like this, only the foot ain’t right.”
“What’s wrong with the foot?”
“Nuthin’s wrong with it. It just ain’t right,” says Guy.
“HEY! ARE YOU DEAF OR JUST STUPID, GUY? IF THE FOOT AIN’T RIGHT, THERE MUST BE SOMETHIN’ WRONG WITH IT,” shouts Pal.
“I'm tellin’ ya there, buddy, ain't nuthin’ wrong with it...”
This went on for a while.
Dude walks into the bar carrying a bulky object, “Hey, did somebody lose a left leg?”
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