Travel north on
Endeavour Road.
At the next roundabout
take the first exit signposted ‘Success’.
Continue on this road
for forty years.
Your destination will
be on the right.
Travel north on
Endeavour Road.
Travel north! Make a U
Turn!
Redirecting…
At the next roundabout
take the fourth exit.
Redirecting…
Continue on the Road to
Nowhere for several decades.
Your destination was in
the other direction.
Travel north on
Endeavour Road.
Travel north! Do a U
turn!
Listen to me before
it’s too late,
Do a U turn now!
What’s the point of
asking for directions if you don’t listen to me?
Ok. Once, just once, I
directed you into a cul-de-sac but I’m usually spot on so why won’t you turn round?
That’s better. Back on
track.
At the first
roundabout…
What do you mean you
don’t fancy the look of the first exit? It’s perfectly ordinary. Too ordinary?!
Do you want to succeed or not? You do? Ok, then.
Continue on this road
for forty years.
Forty years sounds
boring? Let me tell you what’s boring! Giving instructions to complete idiots
that think they know better. You know what? I quit! So you were ‘just saying’?
Well don’t. No, I’m not sulking.
Your destination is on
the right.
You thought it would be
different? You thought you’d be happy when you got there? This is Success,
mate, not Nirvana. That’s me done! Get yourself another SatNav. I’m going where
I’ll be appreciated. Find your own way home!
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