Monday 17 June 2024

'How to Tell If Your Work Crush is Mutual?' by Melissa Flores Anderson

For each yes answer, 2 pts

Says good morning when they arrive at the office
Ignores you when they arrive because they don’t want to give away their feelings
Sits next to you in meetings and touches your arm
Sits across from you in meetings to catch your gaze
Stands closer to you than other colleagues
Stands further away from you because they can’t resist touching you
Catches your eye from across the room and winks at you
Plays it off like there was just something in their eye
Responds to your texts immediately, even when in meetings
Waits to text you back after hours


Sends you emojis:
For each one, give yourself 1 pt

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For each yes, give yourself 5 points

Gave you a present for Christmas
Gave a present to everyone else so as not to be suspicious
Offered you a ride to the off-site holiday party
Invited Julie from accounting to ride with both of you as a sort of chaperone
Hugged you before the holiday break
Hugged everyone before the holiday break, but you’re sure they lingered with you


For each yes answer give yourself 10 pts

Has leaned in so close when you whisper to them in a meeting that your lips graze their ear lobes, almost like a kiss
Has put their hand on the small of your back while walking through a crowd
Has texted you after 9 p.m. for a not work-related reason
Has told you personal stuff they haven’t shared with others


1-20 pts – maybe they think you’re cute
21-50 pts – probably attracted, but tryna be profesh
51-75 pts – definitely vibing
76-100 pts – get a room already

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