Correct procedure must be followed by
all staff. Following recent events, of which you will be aware, given
the high level of negative publicity engendered, staff are reminded
of the core principles below.
Dr Foster Went to Gloucester
Every member of staff is assigned to a
specific geographical district. Under no circumstances may staff
respond to requests for home visits, hospital cover or any other call
out beyond their assigned district, no matter how fruitful the
opportunity for rhyme. Drs Fanchester and Crystal take note please.
In a Shower Of Rain
Particular care must be taken when
operating under conditions of inclement weather. See NHS/WEA/001 for
full details. In this context note a) umbrellas are available for
loan to any member of staff and b) for journeys over 1.82 miles a
taxi may be an option - see NHS/TAX/001 for full terms and
conditions.
He Stepped In a Puddle Right Up to
His Middle
Staff are reminded of the need to pay
close attention to their surroundings, particularly,though not
exclusively, in unfamiliar surroundings. It is not acceptable to be
lost in thought, no matter how senior one’s position. Under no
circumstances should staff read while walking. Such contributory
negligence is likely to render your professional accident insurance
invalid.
And Never Was Seen Again
Careless talk of this nature undermines
staff confidence and morale and is strictly prohibited. Do not
indulge in speculation about events of which you have little
knowledge. Any enquiries from non-NHS persons must be referred to the
Press Office. For the avoidance of doubt, Dr Foster is well and
recuperating and wishes her privacy to be respected at this difficult
time.
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