Roadworks Ahead
Slow Traffic for 9 miles
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Road Ahead Closed
5 miles
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SLOW
Traffic Enforcement Camera – 1326 Breaches in 2026
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B2695 Eastonbury Plucknett closed 2 miles
Diverted Traffic ↗
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Bridge Repair
Work Starts 26 August 2021
Delays Possible Until 2036
Sorry For Any Inconvenience
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B2695 Eastonbury Plucknett West closed 1 mile
Diverted traffic ↘
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Nook Lane Road Closed
No Vehicles Beyond this Point
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Mill House 200 yards
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Access To Mill House
By Prior Permission Only
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Warning Guard Dogs Patrol Grounds
No Unauthorised Personnel Allowed Beyond This Point
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Mill House
Private Property
No Circulars. No Hawkers
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STOP
Facial Recognition Cameras In Use
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Mill House
No Marriage Guidance Counsellors.
No Divorce Lawyers. No Family Solicitors.
No Psychologists.
Anyone found contravening these rules will lose all rights to personal safety.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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STOP NOW
Entry Strictly Forbidden
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WARNING:
Guard Dogs can sprint from Mill House to the entry gate in 8 seconds.
Can YOU?
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Mill House
Please ring bell
Do not leave parcels outside or with neighbours (all losses will be claimed for).
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Gone to mother’s with the kids.
You can take them out on Sunday afternoon instead.
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