'Meeting Room Tables Should Not Be Used For Creating Humorous Shorts' by Katie Willow

Public Notice

Please do not move tables in, into, or out of this room. This area is monitored by CCTV.

Staff Notice

Students have been moving the tables from Meeting Room 1. We have put up signs to warn them not to do this. Please check the tables are in place at regular intervals during your shift. Check tables for damage at the beginning and end of each day.

Folding Table Instruction Manual

Check the Folding Table has been assembled correctly according to figs 1-42. Bolts should be hand- tightened only using the provided Allen Key. Faulty Folding Tables must not be used and should be replaced immediately. Folding Tables are not suitable for repair except by a qualified Folding Table engineer. A list of qualified engineers can be found on page 13 of this manual.

In the event of a time loop occurring due to incorrect deployment of the Folding Table including, but not limited to, a) use of the Folding Table in a non-temporal shielded area b) use of a Folding Table in the Unfolded position c) full body contact to the upper surface of the Folding Table d) use of multiple Folding Tables in an unapproved configuration e) continued use of a damaged Folding Table f) Folding Tables making contact with other objects at high speed or force please turn to page 100 and follow the steps listed in precise order. Please note, Folding Tables are functional items and are not intended for entertainment. They should not be used when producing 'Content' and the warranty will be void if shorts featuring the Folding Tables are discovered on any social media or streaming service.