Sunday, 25 June 2023

'Monday Morning Things To Do' by Nisha Patel

  • Press snooze
  • And again 5 minutes later
  • Get out of bed
  • Shower
  • Quickly get ready
  • Wake up the girls
  • Resist the urge to pick up my phone
  • Cajole the girls to clean their teeth but not with the threat that their teeth will fall out because they want the tooth fairy to come.
  • Hurry the girls to eat 
  • Get them changed into their uniforms
  • Break up a fight
  • Comb their hair
  • Ask them to put their shoes and coat on
  • And again
  • And once more
  • Breathe
  • Remind them to pick up their bags
  • Get them into the car
  • Breathe
  • Go to school
  • Extract the youngest off my leg and into her class
  • Wave the eldest off
  • Drive home
  • Breathe and relax
  • Put the kettle on 
  • Put laptop on
  • Try and sip my too-hot coffee without burning my tongue while checking my list of things to do
  • Start working
  • Do some things I forgot to put on my to-do list and add it on so I can tick them off
  • Do one thing on my actual to-do list
  • Finish work
  • Pick up the girls who now want to play with their friends
  • Dodge the speeding cars around blind corners
  • Sit in a traffic jam
  • Finally, get home
  • Cook the girls dinner while trying to make them do some homework
  • Feed the girls
  • Cook our dinner
  • Leave the husband to get them ready for bed
  • Go shopping
  • Buy too much food and clothes and toys and other things that I don't really need but make sure I fold the receipt and put it away properly so that I can return it later
  • Check on the girls
  • Eat with my husband while watching TV for our couples time together in the evening
  • Copy and paste the to-do list for tomorrow.
  • Go to bed

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