I'm a poet and I ... what?
Listen to the questions that ... in the shoe cupboard.
The shoe cupboard... Jesu...
I'll get i...
Righrlt, what colour plate do you... just wait a minute plea... hang o...
(The doorbell rings)
Oh hi there, tha... I'll get it just wai... sorry..
Wait I'm talking to the... by... oh.
(The door closes)
And here I am, a poe... just switch it on at the back and get...
You're hungry? I'll just be... you want an ap.. rais... OK...
And here I am a poet and I listen to the questions of the children but there are no wor...
Thanks... yukky banana peel get a...
There are no words to fin...
OK. Hang on...
Nish a sen...
Wait... I'm coming. Just a mi…
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ReplyDeleteBrilliantly funny and so true to life!
ReplyDeleteIt could be literally any day, except yesterday. I was writing yesterday, lol.
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