Monday, 17 June 2024

'Struggling Millennial' by Elisa Dominique Rivera

  1. How many coffees would you sacrifice to get that dream job as an unpaid intern to increase your clout as an influencer? Please only put whole numbers only___
  2. How many square feet is too small for a $5000 per month 1-bedroom apartment? Please only put whole numbers only___
  3. How many gallons of tears must you cry every day to be able to survive on minimum wage? Please put whole numbers only ___
  4. On a scale of one to I-would-rather-be-tortured-with-an endless-loop-of-the-Baby-Shark-song-for-the-rest-of-my-life, how much would you sacrifice your dignity for a ten-second video “advocating” for a scam? Please only put the numbers 1 to 10 in this space ____
  5. How much would you ask in exchange for private information on your boss who is probably cheating on his wife? Please only put whole dollar numbers between $1 to $5000 in this space ____
  6. How many times must you self-medicate — insomnia, anxiety, constant headache and joint pains before you have to finally see the doctor only to be diagnosed with cancer? Please put whole numbers only ___
  7. On a scale of one to I-would-rather-die-homeless-in-a-ditch, how many pleas for you to move back with them even though you’re nearly forty years old, would you consider acceptable? Please only put the numbers 1 to 10 in this space ____

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