Front Cover
“Warning: This Card May Contain Peanuts.”
Inside
Picture of a cheeky monkey. Crumbs.
“You’re Younger Than You’ll Ever Be Again. Make The Most Of It. Like This Monkey.
Congrats on another year, mate, or whatever. Who gives a crap really?
See ya at Cole’s tomorrow. Two for one drinks! B.”
Envelope
“Return To Sender.”
A wet stain.
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